I can’t eat this.

Jennifer Lawrence acceptance speech. (via themockingjaycall)

Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."

When my friend abandons me at a party.

(Source: doesitmakemeabetch)

Parody

did-yuo-kno:

did-yuo-kno:

did-you-kno:

ok so there’s this blog with an almost similar url to this blog and is posting all kinds of crap. whoever’s seen it please ignore it and check before reblogging/following  .. 

and this is for that dumb blog and her salad

I just wanted to bring this back because it’s the single greatest thing on my blog.

me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

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gayundertones:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

Comment: IT'S BACK!!!!!
Comment: FOREVER REBLOG!!
Comment: *Trying to correct Did-Yuo-Kno
Comment: THE NOTES!!!
Comment: Want more Hipster on your dash?
Comment: If you don't reblog this you shouldn't have a Tumblr!
Comment: Reblogging because of reasons.
Comment: Only true 90's kids will remember this!
Comment: This needs to be on my blog.
Comment: No blog is complete without this.
Comment: OMG (3 - 10 times in a row)
Comment: I will never not reblog!
Comment: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard.
Me: Why?

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Guy chatting me up about Parks and Rec says he doesn’t like Donna’s character and could do with out her

gingertonic:

My response: